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Joe was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic. What Joe didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away. Policeman says, "License, registration and proof of insurance please." "Before I give it to you, tell me what the hell you stopped me for!" screams Joe. "Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there!!" "Man, I slowed down, what the hell is the difference!!!" The cop pulled out his night stick and begins smacking it over the Joe's head. Bang! Bang! Womp! Bang! "Now, do you want me to just stop or just fucking slow down!!!?" |